teaching faking english again, man!?
香港地式英文還有 :long time no see, I know your mouse,.....
Long time no see應該不是香港英文，而是晚清的洋行買辦的洋涇濱英文(Pidgin English)，現在已收納在英文字典，可以在不太正式的場合用了。
又有一例：piano piano green。
1. You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?2. If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.3. What the water are you?4. Do you big me?5. I saw a pork chop.這些英文是用來玩，不要學。如用正式英語，該如何呢，煩請 Chris 老師幫助？ --eddie
大家真係夠薑, 咁既英文都放上網, 唔怕睇死鬼佬, 一齊放馬出來啦, 大鬥大
先找出粵語原文：1. You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?你叫我以後點出來行？2. If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.夠薑就放馬過來。3. What the water are you?你乜水(誰)呀？4. Do you big me?你大我呀？5. I saw a pork chop.見到件豬扒(醜女)。香港俗語天下無雙，我都要想想英文有沒有相應的講法，現在先歡迎大家提議一下。
1. You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?你叫我以後點出來行？How on earth can I walk tall and face other people?(這句最難譯)2. If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.夠薑就放馬過來。Come on, if you are a man, prove it!3. What the water are you?你乜水(誰)呀？Who the hell are you?/ Who do you think you are?4. Do you big me?你大我呀？Don't you try to bluff me!5. I saw a pork chop.見到件豬扒(醜女)。Just saw a Mona Bushpig.
點出來行? Not a problem for you. Walk tall. Man. --zpdrmn
如果在澳洲見工, 提出的僱佣條件是 eat you, sleep you, 要點講鬼佬先會明 ?
問僱主會不會包食宿，可以說：May I ask a question on the working conditions. Do you provide boarding and meals for staff?
I prefer: "Do you provide board and lodging for staff?"
Practice makes perfection.
Some people here say sing-ger, not a correct pronunciation. I am annoyed by it sometimes. Oddly enough, both pronunciations kwes-chen and kweshen are in the dictionary m-w.com. But I don't hear people here say kweshen much (I could be wrong). --zpdrmn
I remember that some journalists briefly discussed the two pronunciations of question in some morning show. Then they went on to other topics. Of course, everybody still says kwes-chen after that. --zpdrmn