(中譯：Chris)
1. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.我最近看到「愛情無非是一種化學作用」的說法。
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.怪不得我老婆視我如有毒廢料。
David Bissonette
2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; 結婚之後，夫妻就成為錢幣的兩面：
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.他們不能面向對方，但要永遠在一起。
Hemant Joshi
3. By all means marry. 儘管結婚吧。
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.假如你有個好老婆，你會快樂。假如你有個衰老婆，你會成為哲學家。
Socrates 蘇格拉底(哲學大師)
4. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? 大問題......我至今仍未有答案：「究竟女人要甚麼？」
Sigmund Freud 佛洛伊德(心理學大師)
5. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming美滿婚姻秘訣
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,有錯要認，
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.沒錯要靜。
Nash
6. "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.有人問我怎樣維持多年的婚姻。是這樣的，我們每星期外出到餐館吃飯兩次。
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.一點燭光、美味食物、音樂和跳舞。
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." 她星期二去，我星期五去。
Henny Youngman
7. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.假如有人勾引你老婆，最好不過的懲罰是：讓她跟著他一世。
Sacha Guitry
8. "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."要轉帳嗎？比銀行電腦過數更快的方法，就是「結婚」。
James Holt McGavran
9. "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."我兩次和女人結婚都糟透了，第一個跑掉了，第二個賴著不走。
Patrick Murray
10. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...記得你老婆的生日的最有效方法......你嘗試忘記一次看看！
Anonymous 佚名
11. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.我和我老婆過了二十年的快樂生活.....然後我們邂逅，結了婚。
Rodney Dangerfield
12. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.好老婆總是原諒老公的，就算錯的是她。
Milton Berle
13. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.婚姻是唯一與敵同眠的戰爭。
Anonymous 佚名
14. A son asked his Dad how much it costs to get married.有個男孩問老爸：「結婚要花多少錢？」
His Dad replied: I don't know son, I'm still paying. 老爸答：「阿仔，我真的不知道，我還未付完呢。」
