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Husband: At last! I can hardly wait!
老公：終於等到今日咯！
Wife: Do you want me to leave?
老婆：你想我離開你嗎？
Husband: No! Don't even think about that.
老公：點會！諗都冇諗過！
Wife: Do you love me?
老婆：你會唔會愛我？
Husband: Of course! Always have and always will!
老公：仲使問？梗會啦！
Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?
老婆：你會唔會呃我？
Husband: No! Why are you even asking?
老公：唔會！點解咁問？
Wife: Will you kiss me?
老婆：你會唔會錫我？
Husband: Every chance I get!
老公：等都等唔切啦！
Wife: Will you hit me?
老婆：你唔做得打我架可？
Husband: Hell no! Are you crazy?!
老公：梗係唔得啦，你傻架？
Wife: Can I trust you?
老婆：我係唔係可以相信你？
Husband: Yes.
老公：係！
Wife: Oh my Darling!
老婆：啊！老公仔！
This was BEFORE the wedding, now read from end (bottom) to the top) to see what happens AFTER the wedding...
以上是婚禮前的對話。婚禮之後的對話呢，由尾讀返上頭可也。
當然不希望如此！
回覆刪除I would say that in every marriage is always going from top to bottom, then from bottom to top, then from top to bottom, and from bottom to top again. I know mine is, of course I will never cheat on my wife, not because I am an honorable man, just because I am cheap, really cheap.
回覆刪除You are really smart, not cheap. Keeping a relationship and make it worth, takes patience and wisdom, especially marriage.
刪除老婆：你想我離開你嗎？
回覆刪除老公：點會！諗都冇諗過！我一個人供唔起層樓，我唔想住返劏房
老婆：你唔做得打我架可？
回覆刪除老公：梗係唔會啦！由細到大，只有港女打港男，你唔記得當街打左我14巴咩 !
老婆：你會唔會愛我？
回覆刪除老公：會！堅愛 勁愛 超愛 發夢都諗住要愛你啊 !
[廿一世紀香港話版]
回覆刪除>> Husband: Of course! Always have and always will!
>> 老公：仲使問？梗會啦！
老公 [聰聰] ：仲使問？梗會啦！ 我地打窿囉。
>> Husband: Hell no! Are you crazy?!
>> 老公：梗係唔得啦，你傻架？
老公：梗係 No 啦，你是傻的嗎？
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謝謝 ！
This is the same thing when PRC talk to HK people before 1997 : )
回覆刪除因享受歡愉一刻而甩唔都身＞結婚。
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