2010年8月30日 星期一

搞笑英語舉例

下面兩段「英文」,要熟悉Chinglish的人才會明白的。

第一段:
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took  a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away. 


第二段,由10倒數到1
 
10
I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven.  Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6.  He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.  

這個笑話凸顯了我們有些學英文的朋友的發音毛病,例如聲母和韻母發音不準確,尾音偷懶不唸等等。

有誰不知道哪個數字代表哪個英文字的,請留言。讀者知道答案的,不妨也留言代我解答。

10 則留言:

  1. One, to, tree, fall(fell?), fight(?), sick, 7, egg(s), knife(?), then

    Then, knife, eggs, 7, sick, fine, for, tree, to, want(?)

    有幾個不太確定,感覺好像玩猜謎滿有趣的:p

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  2. Raymond上午9:17

    one,to,tree,fall,fight,sick,7,egg,knife,then;
    then,knife,egg,7,sick,fine,for,tree,to,want.

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  3. 第一段:
    One day I go to climb a tree outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and fall down. The man rushed out and wanted to fight with me. I ran until I fell sick and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some eggs to throw at him. Then I took a knife and try to stab at him. Thank God he run away.


    第二段:

    Then I put the knife back and pay for the eggs and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was sick. He said fine, tomorrow also no need to come back for work. He also asked me to go climb a tree and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice to him but I don't know what he want.

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  4. 我覺得相信係因為在開始使用SMS所限字數,short form 有時也會跟其他誤解,於是有些近音的數字變成「音譯」字。

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  5. Inno網友全中!

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  6. 這應該是新加坡的英語發音

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  7. 答錯題, 冇分呀? :(

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  8. 下次醒少少就得啦。

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  9. 知道啦 ^.^

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