第一段：
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.
第二段，由10倒數到1：
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
這個笑話凸顯了我們有些學英文的朋友的發音毛病，例如聲母和韻母發音不準確，尾音偷懶不唸等等。
有誰不知道哪個數字代表哪個英文字的，請留言。讀者知道答案的，不妨也留言代我解答。
One, to, tree, fall(fell?), fight(?), sick, 7, egg(s), knife(?), then
回覆刪除Then, knife, eggs, 7, sick, fine, for, tree, to, want(?)
有幾個不太確定，感覺好像玩猜謎滿有趣的:p
one,to,tree,fall,fight,sick,7,egg,knife,then;
回覆刪除then,knife,egg,7,sick,fine,for,tree,to,want.
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回覆刪除One day I go to climb a tree outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and fall down. The man rushed out and wanted to fight with me. I ran until I fell sick and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some eggs to throw at him. Then I took a knife and try to stab at him. Thank God he run away.
第二段：
Then I put the knife back and pay for the eggs and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was sick. He said fine, tomorrow also no need to come back for work. He also asked me to go climb a tree and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice to him but I don't know what he want.
我覺得相信係因為在開始使用SMS所限字數，short form 有時也會跟其他誤解，於是有些近音的數字變成「音譯」字。
回覆刪除Inno網友全中！
回覆刪除這應該是新加坡的英語發音
回覆刪除答錯題, 冇分呀? :(
回覆刪除下次醒少少就得啦。
回覆刪除知道啦 ^.^
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