童言無忌

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery Store. 有個小童在雜貨店門外，等媽媽出來。
As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked,  "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"  等了一會，有個男人走近，問他：「小弟弟，你可以告訴我，郵局在哪裡嗎？」
The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a couple blocks and turn to your right."  小童說：「我知道！從這裡一直向前走，過幾個路口就到了。」
The man thanked the boy and said,  "I'm the new pastor in town.  I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday.  I'll show you how to get to Heaven."  男人向小童道謝，又說：「我是鎮上新來的牧師，希望你星期日也來教堂，我會帶引你到天堂之路。」
The little boy replied with a chuckle.小童帶 點狡黠地答：
"Awww, come on... You don't even know the way to the Post Office." 「啊？拜託......你連去郵局都不識路哪！」
(中譯：Chris)