婚姻輔導

(中譯：Chris)

A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.

有兩夫婦結婚15年，終於要找婚姻輔導。

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married.

治療師問他們有甚麼問題，太太便痛心疾首、喋喋不休地數說這15年來的每個問題。

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

她說過不停：丈夫忽視她、不夠體貼，她空虛、寂寞，覺得沒人愛和討人嫌。總之，15年的婚姻就是一大串的不滿。

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

治療師讓她盡情發洩一輪後，就站起來，步行繞過辦公桌，叫女人也站起來，熱情的擁吻她。女人閉嘴不語，暈陀陀的軟倒在座位上。

The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'

治療師轉過來向丈夫說：「這就是你太太所需要的治療，一星期起碼三次，行不行？」

The husband thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop h er off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf'

丈夫想了一想 ，答道：「好吧，以後我每個星期一和星期三帶她來，但星期五我要打高爾夫球......」