2008年2月27日 星期三

電腦男愛情故事

(中譯:Chris)

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' 有一個小男孩問他的爸爸:爹地,我是怎樣生出來的?

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!爸爸答:孩子,我也知道總有一天你要問的了!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. 你媽媽和我是在雅虎的聊天室遇到的。

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mother and we met at a cyber-cafe. 然後我就用電郵約定你媽在網吧見面。

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my portable memory stick. 我們靜靜走到一個隱蔽的房間,你媽同意從我的隨身記憶棒下載一些東西。

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, 我準備好剛要上載時,才發覺我們兩人都沒有防火牆

and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 由於來不及按「取消」鈕,9 個月後,一個小視窗彈出

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