又一金髮女笑話

(圖片來源--http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/story?oid=oid%3A413945)

A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town.有個腹語術藝人巡迴演出，某天晚上來到一個小鎮的俱樂部。

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman jumps on her chair and starts shouting: 他把木偶放在膝上，就開始講他慣常嘲笑金髮女郎愚蠢的笑話，才不多久，就有一個金髮女郎跳上椅子叫囂：

I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? 「你這些金髮蠢女的笑話我聽夠了！你憑甚麼以為可以把女人一概而論？


What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? 頭髮是甚麼顏色，跟一個人的價值有關係嗎？

It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. 就是你這樣的男人，令我們女人在工作上、社會上飽受輕視，不能盡顯所長。

Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humour!' 就是你這類人，沒完沒了，不僅歧視我們金髮女人，還有全部女人......去你的所謂幽默！」

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise, and the blonde yells, 尷尬的腹語藝人剛開口道歉，那個金髮女就嚷道：

'You stay out of this mate! I'm talking to that little shit on your lap!' 「亞叔你少管閒事！我現在是和你膝上那個死仔講話！」

(中譯：Chris)